For those wondering, these are the times that the AFC advert will be on the TV, channel 3:


Wed 23/07/2008 15:20 30 C DAILY COOKS
Wed 23/07/2008 20:45 30 C THE BILL
Wed 23/07/2008 23:20 30 C SIX DEGREES
Fri 25/07/2008 14:30 30 C GOOD BID GOOD BUY
Sat 26/07/2008 23:30 30 C BENIDORM RPT
Sun 27/07/2008 16:05 30 C TBA FILM
Sun 27/07/2008 21:40 30 C MIDSOMER MURDERS
Mon 28/07/2008 23:30 30 C JAWS
Tue 29/07/2008 11:10 30 C THIS MORNING
Tue 29/07/2008 18:15 30 C NORTH TONIGHT
Wed 30/07/2008 23:25 30 C SIX DEGREES
Thu 31/07/2008 14:01 30 E ITV LUNCHTIME NEWS
Thu 31/07/2008 20:59 30 E THE BILL

Have fun watching it!

1. 'Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a northerly wind' is good weather.

2. The only sausage you like is square.

3. You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school.

4. You know a wide vocabulary of random Scottish words - an idiot is a numpty.
Aye - yes. Aye right - not likely. Auldjin - someone over 40. Baltic - freezing.

5. You have an irrational need to eat anything fried with your supper from the chippy - haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage, fish, chicken.

6. You used to love destroying your teeth when you were young: Buchanans toffees, Wham bars, tablet, Irn-Bru bars, Cola Cubes etc.

7. You have an enormous feeling of dread whenever Scotland play a diddy team.

8. You happily engage in a conversation about the weather.

9. Even if you normally hate The Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia, Deacon Blue,
Big Country etc. you still LOVE it when you're in a club abroad and they play something Scottish (you'll probably even ask the DJ to play it)

10. You take a perverse pride in the fact that Scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking-related deaths in Europe. At least we know how to party.

11. You used to watch Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his sidekick oil lamp called Paladin.

12. You got Oor Wullie or Broons annuals for Christmas.

13. You have come in from the pub pissed with flatmates and watched Weir's Way, engrossed by a little guy with a bobbly hat walking around Scotland.

14. You can tell where another Scot is from by their accent. Glaswegian: 'Awright pal, gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Sun, cheers, magic pal'. Aberdonian: 'Fit ya bin up tae, fair few quines in the night eh?' Invernesian: 'Ah-ee, Right Enufff! Hows you keeeeepppppeeen?'


15. You see cops and hear someone shout 'Errrapolis'

16. You have participated in or witnessed people having a 'square go'

17. You know that when someone asks you which school you went to, they want to know if you're a Protestant or Catholic.'

18. You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince & tatties, haggis, cullen skink, stovies, Tunnock's Teacakes/Snowballs, Scott's Porage Oats, Macaroon bars, Baxter's soup, Scotch pies, Scotch eggs, oatcakes, shortbread and Arbroath smokies.

19. A jakey has asked you for money.

20. You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from the shopkeeper.

21. You know the right response to 'yoo dancin' is 'yoo askin', followed by 'am askin' and finally 'then am dancin'

22. You know that whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of vomit because that what the jannies used to chuck on it.

23. You lose all respect for a groom who doesn't wear a kilt.

24. You don't do shopping, you do the messages.

25. You're sitting on the train/bus and a drunk man sits beside you, telling you a 'joke' .... and saying 'I'm no annoying ye am a hen/pal?' You: 'Not at all, yer fine. Ah think this is ma stop.'

26. A scottish male can have a phone conversation using only 'awright', 'aye' and 'naw'

27. You have experienced peer pressure to have an alcoholic drink after you have ordered something non-alcoholic. 'Mon, have a drink, whit's wrang, ye drivin? Naw. You no well? Naw. Get yersel a drink.'

28. You know ye cannae fling pieces oot a 20-storey flat,seven hundred hungry weans'll testify tae that. If it's butter, cheese or jeely, if the bried is plain of pan, the odds against it reachin earth are 99 tae wan.

29. You know that going to a party at a friend's house means bring your own drinks

30. Your holiday abroad is ruined if you hear there is a heatwave in Scotland while you're away.

31. Your national team goes 2-0 up against the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague, and your mate says 'We'll end up losing 3-2 here!' and you reply 'Probably'

32. You can properly pronounce Ecclefechan, McConnochie, Milngavie and Auchtermuchty.

33. You like deep fried battered piz

If you didn't know already, we're going to be playing at the Woodend Barn in Banchory on the 10th May. We'll be supporting The Hazey Janes( www.thehazeyjanes.co.uk ) from Dundee and we hope you'll all be able to make it along!

Tickets will cost £6/£5 con.
You can get them by phoning 01330 825431 or from www.woodendbarn.co.uk.
You can also buy tickets at the door if you want!

All kicks off at 8pm, so give us a shout if you're coming!


Ps. If you don't know where it is, then have a scoop at this map...
www.woodendbarn.co.uk/contact.html

Scott
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PPS. If you've not added TDHS on bebo, why not?!